Jesus & Judas??

StumbleUpon... This is one great gimmick for finding things related to your interests. However, sometimes you just "stumble upon" very strange places like the one where I found this:

• Judas: So, uh, this oil spill.
• Jesus: Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
• Judas: Are you going to do anything to help?
• Jesus: Well, I'm just not sure there's anything I CAN do.
• Judas: Are you kidding? You have magical powers. You are the Son of God. There has to be something.
• Jesus: Yeah, totally, I just... I feel a little hamstrung by my position on the board.
• Judas: This is going to be a terrible thing, isn't it?
• Jesus: I have a few hundred shares in British Petroleum.
• Judas: This, see THIS, is why I take migraine medication.
• Jesus: What, I'm not allowed to make some money?
• Judas: I'm not certain that British Petroleum is exactly raking in the dough right now, buddy.
• Jesus: Well, right. That's why I also have shares in Shell. And ExxonMobil. And Dubai.
• Judas: Dubai?
• Jesus: Like, the country.
• Judas: So you sit on the boards of all those companies?
• Jesus: Yeah, sure.
• Judas: Isn't that illegal?
• Jesus: No, don't worry -- I had a word with Timothy Geithner and he worked it all out.
• Judas: Do you even know who that is?
• Jesus: Yes. I am pretty sure Timothy Geithner is Batman.
• Judas: You're an idiot.
• Jesus: ...I hope Batman's not gonna be pissed that I revealed his secret identity. 

Whoever came up with this idea of J & J's connection... is one hell of a genius.
(And I really mean Hell... as in "The Underworld"... "The Land of the Dead"... "HELL")