Elders

Now that I'm rid of school and other concerns, I'll talk more into myself. Today, I want to talk about elders. Not that I want to offend anyone, but I've got a list of things I hate about my grandparents:

• Their kisses are prickly and flappy.
• They hug too hard.
• Their "stench" is of liquor and humidity
  
• They say "He's got his mother's eyes!"

As if we were made from spare parts...

But I actually have a good side on them. Although they call you silly, childish names like sweetheart and ush-gush, they have special rights, their liberties are almost unlimited and - ahh, how I would like to be old!!

Oh, God! Did I just SAY that?!!