For those who don't have the guts to read the 'THIS IS ME' in the column just to the left, August 2nd is my B-day. And maybe I got good presents but, screw it, I never got anything I ever had on a WISHLIST.
On with my story, It seems the change of millennium has interfered with my brain's memory capacity (perhaps it had something to do with the alignment of the Solar Sytem, LOL) but the first thing I remember that's ever happened in my life was this:
A B-day party at McDonalds, themed after Tigger's movie (you know, the one about Tigger's 'family') I was playing Super Smash Bros alongside my favorite cousin (we've all been there, gamers!!) and I sank my teeth into a green-&-white cake, killing a flat Tigger in the process. My big sister was sliding along the slide (DUH!) with my little sister. A squat Tigger stood in the middle of McDonalds's Kiddy Land, ready to be masacred by about 30 kids and a single stick. In words that a dope can understand: Tigger wuz da piñata!!
Well, that's about all I remember. But if someone discovers Time Travel, I hope to be the first passenger aboard Doc Brown's train!
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