Quakes

Man, this place reeks of quakes! Everywhere there has to be a small earthquake in or around this country. Reports have it that they have reached (in the Richter Scale) 5.1, 5.7, 5.3, 5.9...

Would somebody please calibrate those seismographs??!

I have to go for recuperation tests. I failed Civic Studies and Spanish. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's unbelievable (considering my national "heritage") and yet, here it is, a 38%.

At least, I'm better than my big sister, speaking of which...

She passed the recuperation tests from last week. I still have to go two more days before I recover my well-deserved grades.

Yeah, right. If I were ever to deserve those grades, then I wouldn't be here...

I am still worried about my country. What if those earthquakes break it apart? What would become of us? What will happen with our land? What goes better with chocolate fudge??

Well, I think you can answer the last...